but the good news is that i am definitely taking IB Drama next year


Warriors Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama's so stupid, Jayfeather couldn't read her mind because she never thinks.Warriors Yo Mama Jokes by ~ChaseClouds
Yo mama's so ugly, she made Rock look like a pretty princess.
Yo mama's so skanky, she takes "sharing tongues" to a whole new level.
Yo mama's so fat, she could be pregnant and nobody would know the difference. (Leafpool reference)
Yo mama's so old, she's featured in Purdy's stories.
Yo mama's so pitiful, she tried to kill four cats but they put her in StarClan anyway.


As A Clan Cat I Will Not... As a Clan cat, I will notAs A Clan Cat I Will Not... by ~hyperadam
1. Tell Tigerstar to get a life.
2. Make any remarks about Longtail compensating for something.
3. Ask Jayfeather "How many fingers am I holding up?"
4. Tell Crowfeather "I totally hit that" when talking about Leafpool or Feathertail.
5. Ask Ravenpaw and Barley who's on top.
6. Refer to Crowfeather as "Crowy", Jayfeather as "Jay-Jay", Tigerstar as "Tiggystar", etc.
7. Make any remarks about the length of Jayfeather's stick.
8. Make any remarks about Lionblaze exploring Heathertail's tunnels.
9. Make any remarks about how Hollyleaf never did anything that can be used as a sexual innuendo.
10. Taunt Cro